Dat' woman

I got to admit, this one is though. 


You might be wondering, Why the fuck am I writing in another fucking language?, well, to be honest, this is so fucking hard that I had to think in english to actually write something down. This idea is not original, it's a request from a friend, actually the only guy that's following the blog, you might check it out as well. He presented me a challenge: To Write Down an article 'bout the perfect woman. He made the same challenge to another close friend of mine, he is also smart, but a little bit dumb in some aspects of his life, just like me, just like everyone else. But unlike him, I'm not gonna write a philosophical bullshit about the reasons that I have to believe that such woman, doesn't exists.

Well, lemme tell ya something 'bout me:

"I'm a motherfucking loner"

Never had real friends before college, and the only girls I've ever fell in love to, were fucking lesbians. Three times, three lesbians, God I hate my luck, or you, wichever exists. Well...that felt good, it feels nice to get that off from my chest (actually I don't feel any better). Now that you have some background about me, let me sing you the song of my people 

 I love this guy...

Bla, bla, bla Mr Freeman, You've been talking too much. Want to get to the point now?, geez, thank you.


This has a reason, as I stated before, this proves to be a true challenge, and I'm avoiding it as hard as I can with crappy jokes and sad stories.

FUCKING DO IT!


Ok, Fine!, here goes:


This will sound creepy and really nihilistic, but I want to have a nice and good looking feminine version of me.

JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE

God Damnit Chie, Y U NO EXIST

Well, actually, I don't want a alter-gender clone. The stuff you just read was to make a point about what I think of the perfect woman for the others. If you've been following me since the first entry, you might know that I'm actually a Brony, and for christ sake I would be glad to tell you that my perfect woman is one of the "Mane Six", but It seems that's not that simple. It would be really simple if I just had to choose one of the female characters of Persona 4. Fuck my life. But life is no simple shit, they are far from existence, at least, within the borders of my city, or worst, my damned country. 

Yes, I'm a crybaby, and I'm complaining too much, but here you got what you've been wanted to see:

Dat' woman is:

"Smart/Nerd Girl": She is bright, smart, self conscious, independent,

SHE BETTER KNOW WHO THE FUCK IS LOVECRAFT YOU KNOW?, 

Loyal: To her beliefs and the ones she cares.

Honest: Open minded, she doesn't gives a shit about who doesn't likes her opinions 

Kind: She is not a fucking troll, she shares, she cares.

Fun: She can be a troll sometimes, cause I'm not very funny

About looks?, well, I'm not very handsome if you ask me (some will think otherwise though, my mother for example, fuck), so I'm not the guy that judges by look, I'm more of the guy that looks for the inside. Got to say that I've met some really good looking girls that wanted something with me, but I hated them so much that I just had to murder them, their feelings for christ Sake!

I hate you Guts Derpina

What I'm trying to say is: I appreciate beauty, but i'm not the guy that takes priority in beauty, It's important, but not that much as others might think. Still, if you want to know what makes me look over my shoulder, I can tell you:

• I love short hair, well treated, flowing, good smelling (like flowers and shit...), no particular color, but given my nature of seeking the  "statiscally unusual", I'll have to admit that redheads, gingers, whatever you call them, are my thing
• You will never hear me say "Dat ass", or "Dem Tits", I just don't dig on that stuff
• Angelical face and a beatifull smile, just like Ema Watson, Christina Ricci or Evanna Lynch (BTW, I hate Julia Roberts)

This might sound strange, creepy, unusual and maybe gross, but I can't have sexual fantasies with the perfect woman. Tip about me, I hate Porn (that stupid look on her face), and I hate Hentai (that stupid sound coming from her mouth). I'm not a fucking side-hug christian, I WANT TO GET LAID, but that's not in my priority list and sex should not be a reason to have a couple, if you think like that, lemme tell ya:

SURPRISE JOHNNY, YOU'RE A DOUCHEFAG!

Well, I guess that covers everything, I know that I could do a better job though, but as I stated before (like 2 or 3 times), this kind of stuff is a little hard for me. Last time I got a similiar question was in college, the only possible thing I could write down in that moment was:

I'm an Aspie'

Have fun trying to think about dat' woman and finding her, In my humble opinion, you'll never meet her, sad story bro... By the way, and before I leave, I want to share something with you, I got to say I couldn't avoid feeling bad for this dude: